Twisted TotemWant to unwind?
Start with a House Kava (Single). Calm, social, clear-headed.
KavaNew here?
How to read the menu.
House vs. Premium, Single / Double / Triple, Boosts and signatures — decoded in plain English so you can walk in and order like a regular.
Kava
A calming root
Tea
Kratom leaf
Alcohol
Zero
Ages
18+
Start here
Two drinks, then everything else.
Almost everything on the menu is one of two things: kava (a calming root from the South Pacific) or tea (which here means kratom leaf from Indonesia). New to them? Read about kava, about kratom, or the side-by-side. Everything after that is just size, strength, and flavor.
Kava (Vanuatu)
Traditionally prepared noble kava from Vanuatu — calm, clarity, and good conversation. No hangover.
House is our everyday noble kava; Premium is a finer, stronger prep. Single / Double / Triple = 4 / 8 / 12 oz — that's how much you get, so start with a Single your first time.
| Item | Size | Price |
|---|---|---|
| House Kava | 4 oz · Single | $5 |
| House Kava | 8 oz · Double | $8 |
| House Kava | 12 oz · Triple | $12 |
| Premium Kava | 4 oz · Single | $6 |
| Premium Kava | 8 oz · Double | $10 |
| Premium Kava | 12 oz · Triple | $15 |
| Kava Shot | Single pour | $4 |
| Island Warriorsignature | House specialty | $11 |
Tea (Indonesia)
Lab-tested kratom leaf teas from Indonesia — energizing or easy, brewed to your vibe.
This is kratom tea, from Indonesia. Small is 8 oz, Large is 16 oz. Ask for a green or white for a lift, or a red to wind down — same price.
| Item | Size | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Crushed Leaf Tea | 8 oz · Small | $5 |
| Crushed Leaf Tea | 16 oz · Large | $10 |
| Jamaica | 8 oz · Small | $6 |
| Jamaica | 16 oz · Large | $11 |
| Unkie Palmer | 8 oz · Small | $6 |
| Unkie Palmer | 16 oz · Large | $11 |
| Josh Juicesignature | House specialty | $13 |
Add-ins
Level up any drink.
Add to any drink. A Kratom Boost is an extra hit of kratom strength; Instant Kava adds kava to anything; Flavor and Lemonade sweeten and brighten.
| Item | Size | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Flavor | Add-in | $1 |
| Lemonade | Add-in | $2 |
| Kratom Boost | Add-in | $3 |
| Instant Kava | Add-in | $5 |
Cold Ones
Cold, ready-to-pour brews.
Pre-brewed and ready to grab and go.
| Item | Size | Price |
|---|---|---|
| New Brew | Each | $9 |
Rations
Snacks & bottled drinks for the hang.
Snacks and bottled drinks for the hang — nothing to decode here.
| Item | Size | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Chips | Each | $1 |
| Candy | Ask your bartender | Ask |
| Mexican Coke | Each | $3 |
| San Pellegrino | Each | $5 |
| Redbull | Each | $3 |
| Ginger Ale | Each | $3 |
| Apple Juice | Each | $3 |
| Keurig Coffee | Each | $3 |
Not sure?
Order for your vibe.
Want a lift?
A green or white kratom tea — bright and focused, like a better coffee.
TeaWinding down?
A red kratom tea, or a heavier Premium kava. Mellow and easy.
EveningReady?
Order in plain words.
Still not sure? Just tell our staff how you want to feel and they'll pick for you. Or order ahead for pickup and skip the wait.
- Tax not included · prices as marked
- Pickup only — no shipping
- Open 7 days till 2 AM
Prices and sizes above are the real menu. Come in, or order ahead at 9822 N 7th St #4, Phoenix.
Questions
The quick answers.
What's the difference between House and Premium kava?
Both are noble Vanuatu kava. House is our everyday pour; Premium is a finer, stronger prep for a couple dollars more.
Is a Triple stronger than a Single?
It's bigger, not necessarily stronger — Single / Double / Triple are 4 / 8 / 12 oz servings. More kava means more effect, so pace yourself and start small.
What's a Kratom Boost?
An add-in that ups the kratom strength of your drink — an easy way to go bigger without ordering a whole new cup.
What are the Island Warrior and Josh Juice?
Our two house specialties — the Island Warrior (kava) and the Josh Juice (kratom). Ask your bartender what's in them; they're crowd favorites.
I've never had either — what should I order?
A House Kava Single if you want calm, or a Small kratom tea if you want a lift. Tell staff your vibe and they'll dial it in.